Going to the hospital in Megeve was quite an experience for a young American that didn’t speak much French.
While I waited in the hospital hallway, on a gurney, to be taken to surgery, my sister had to hold my toe so that my foot would not flop to the left or right thereby causing me excruciating pain.
I don’t know if this was a church run hospital or not, but I wouldn’t exactly call the nurses there sisters of mercy. In fact, they displayed the usual unpleasant Gallic temperament and disdain for Americans. This made for some very interesting and unpleasant occurrences. The most interesting was when the nurse gave me a strange looking, rather waxy, bullet shaped “pill”. My sister and I had no idea what this was for or how it was to be administered. Remember, we were only fifteen and nineteen years old and hadn’t spent much time in American hospitals, much less European hospitals.
We asked the nurse what this was for and how I was supposed to take it. She yelled at us in French, we don’t know what, and stormed out. After consulting, we decided that, unpleasant as it obviously would be, I should attempt to swallow this “pill”. As it was in my hand and my sister handed me a glass of water, the nurse reentered the room, surmised what I was about to do, screamed something unintelligible at us in French, grabbed the “pill” from me, pushed me on my side, and proceeded to push the “pill” none to gently up that portion of your body where the sun don’t shine.
This was my introduction to suppositories. I had never seen a suppository before, but I will never forget that one.
Ira Riklis‘ skiing accident story continues:
Going to the hospital in Megeve was quite an experience for a young American that didn’t speak much French.
While I waited in the hospital hallway, on a gurney, to be taken to surgery, my sister had to hold my toe so that my foot would not flop to the left or right thereby causing me excruciating pain.
I don’t know if this was a church run hospital or not, but I wouldn’t exactly call the nurses there sisters of mercy. In fact, they displayed the usual unpleasant Gallic temperament and disdain for Americans. This made for some very interesting and unpleasant occurrences. The most interesting was when the nurse gave me a strange looking, rather waxy, bullet shaped “pill”. My sister and I had no idea what this was for or how it was to be administered. Remember, we were only fifteen and nineteen years old and hadn’t spent much time in American hospitals, much less European hospitals.
We asked the nurse what this was for and how I was supposed to take it. She yelled at us in French, we don’t know what, and stormed out. After consulting, we decided that, unpleasant as it obviously would be, I should attempt to swallow this “pill”. As it was in my hand and my sister handed me a glass of water, the nurse reentered the room, surmised what I was about to do, screamed something unintelligible at us in French, grabbed the “pill” from me, pushed me on my side, and proceeded to push the “pill” none to gently up that portion of your body where the sun don’t shine.
This was my introduction to suppositories. I had never seen a suppository before, but I will never forget that one.